Sunday, August 10, 2014

Dependas on the Loose

For those who don't know I served in the navy as a corpsman (medic) and in my time I have come across many acronyms, slang, and downright funny shit. The one that tickles my pickle is a term ringing throughout the military community. DEPENDA.


 
Exhibit: A

 
 
Exhibit: B A Dependa in it's natural habitat.
 
 
 
A Dependa by definition is a generally overweight women or man who latches on a service member for a couple of reasons. Free Health care, BAH ( basic housing allowance) and supposed money for shooting babies out of their vaj like they're a baby cannon. What makes it better? There is a sight called DEAR DEPENDA 2 on Facebook dedicated to outing these sorry non-working pieces of garbage who are self entitled. Go give them a gander if you can stomach it. Now what do I have against these Dependa- like individuals? As I stated I was in the military and a custom in the military is to salute an officer that's higher ranking than you. So these Dependa that marry the high ranking officers got the bright idea to say since they support their service member it's like they serve to. Thus when they come through the gate me as a service member have to salute them. In all my days I have never wanted to Rick James a hoe like I did that day. No... just no. So now the Dependas are getting but hurt and going to news stations saying they are being cyber bullied. SMH. SMH. Rant over. However if you fall into the Dependa category, and you know who you are unfuck yourself.
 
 
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